What’s That Smell?
Everyone likes someone who smells good. The best looking person on the planet could be standing next to me, and if they reeked of some disgusting foul odor, they would immediately become unattractive. We here at Jack of All Blogs tip our proverbial cap to folks who go that extra hygiene mile and tend to every orifice and bodily crevice.
But there’s another end to every spectrum. And this one involves people who bathe in scent. You know who I’m talking about. Every job, social circle and group has one. This person’s presence can be smelled long after they have vacated the scene. It’s as if instead of a spray or a drop, they opt to crack the entire bottle and roll around in it.
It’s not only distracting, it’s selfish.
What makes this perfume douser think that everyone wants to smell them coming form a mile away? Don’t get me wrong – we don’t want to know what odor you are covering up, but there has to be a middle ground.
Where do these animals learn this technique? Or are they simply wearing some type of supersonic heavy-duty spray?
I don’t know if it’s my Teflon skin, but I can spray myself multiple times and be assured that the cologne will wear off. I’ll be lucky to get a hint of a whiff an hour later. But these smelly bastards are still going strong at the end of the day. Are they reapplying on an hourly basis?
I beg one of you perfume-over doers to step forward. I need to know the secret and then make it my life’s mission to hunt down an antidote and extinguish you for good.
What do you think?