Most of us are caught up in the end-of-year holiday madness. Before you know it, 2009 will be upon us and you’ll be scribbling down empty promises to yourself. Rather than waste your time, Jack of All Blogs has decided to lend a helping hand. Here are YOUR technology resolutions for 2009.

• You will put the final nail in the coffin of banner ads by promising not to click on a single one.

• You will demand that “news” Websites adhere to journalistic standards. And when you feel they don’t, you will bury them.

• You will give up on Vampires (Twilight, True Blood) and move on to Werewolves. Vamps are sooo 1700.

• You will accept that Web 2.0 is no longer emerging, it is here. Actually, it’s already gone.

• You will not forward e-mails or links. If it’s on the front page of Digg, odds are, we’ve all seen it already.

• You will limit the use of your mobile device by 50%. Unless of course you want brain cancer.

• If you are a blog owner, you will not copy and paste other people’s content, you will write your own unique material.

• You will give new blogs a chance, not just rely on the ones that are established and overexposed.

• You will not Google medical symptoms.

• You’ll stop looking for people from yesteryear on social networks.

I’m in; are you?

If you could write the world’s Internet resolutions, what would you add to the list?

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