The Olympics Sucked. 11 Observations.
I said it at the start and I’m sticking to my guns: THE OLYMPICS SUCK. Here are a few random observations and thoughts before I put out the torch by relieving my bladder.
- Everyone thought the games were over when Michael Phelps won his record-breaking eighth medal. Consider pushing such an event back in 2012.
- Phelp’s accomplishment is legendary, but doesn’t swimming afford athletes more medal opportunities than any other sport?
- Oppressive countries should not be allowed to host the Olympics.
- Why do 15-year-old gymnasts wear more makeup than entrants to a Jon Benet pageant?
- Fencing is stupid, especially when your body starts to blink as if you were playing Laser Tag.
- Watching boxing with headgear is a whole lot less interesting.
- Isn’t it amazing how the Olympics are able to reaffirm so many stereotypes?
- Beach volleyball players are nowhere near as hot when they take off their sunglasses.
- The next athlete to hit an official should receive a lifetime suspension AND have their entire country eliminated from the competition.
- I can’t believe Shawn Johnson is a little white girl.
- The opening and closing ceremonies are like Epcot Center on steroids.
Maybe I just feel out of shape and old. What observations did you make?
aah… olympics had no cricket
olympics was a waste of money
china allegedly diverted money, water and resources to the olympics, away from its citizens, (who anyways cant be heard)
Swaroop R said this on September 1, 2008 2:53 am