Top 20 Jacks. No.19 - Jack Daniels
“Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“To alcohol, the nights that you’ll never remember, with the friends you’ll never forget.”
“If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair.”
“Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.”
“To alcohol! The cause of … and solution to all of life’s problems!”
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they’re gonna feel all day.”
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“Your not really drunk if you are laying on the floor without holding on.”
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