Killing the CAPS Lock Key
Take that Nigerian 419 scammers! This guy is going on a crusade against the CAPS Lock key, and says it should be moved elsewhere (near the frickin’ useless scroll lock key above).
I’ve launched a campaign to rid the world of the caps lock key. Sure, there are more serious problems to solve but please, think of the children! How am I going to explain to my kids why some of the most valuable keyboard real estate is squatted by a large, useless key that above all you must not press! Our campaign mission is simple: to send a message to the computer industry to force it (by any means necessary) to retire the CAPS key. It’s going to be a hard, long, and possibly very embarassing war on uppercase, but some things just need to be done.
Yeah, right. As if that would protect the world against imbeciles who believe typing in all CAPS is the best way to communicate. There’s still the dreaded shift key. I’m pretty sure people will still find an easy way of throwing expletives at you in all capital letters even without their beloved CAPS lock.
