10 Reasons why Valleywag should be worried
1) I don’t like the damn blog
Seriously how fucking lame is it to be that obsessed with Google? Seriously every fourth post is a grab ass to his advertisers.
2) I’m more old school
I’m a cocky son of a bitch. Who feels like being a Cowboy again. Woot Woot.
3) Nick Douglas started Blogebrity (hahaha)
No seriously I feel like being an ass is Nick Douglas last project dead already? I mean seriously have you really read it lately. It should die. Just like this blog should have died. Instead we’ve been reborn. Like the fucking phoenix. On the other hand do you really think Nick Douglas could get a real job? I mean besides with Nick Denton?
4) I was going to put something profound here and just couldn’t.
No seriously I was thinking of some reason to smart off and make fun of the big bobblehead doll himself.
5) Someone unburied Cowboy
Seriously the reason Cowboy rode off into the sunset has left the building so let’s uncork the champagne, take aim and start shooting.
6) My sole mission is to kick Valleywag’s ass get drunk and blog about it.
The Blog Network Owners probably won’t sleep as well tommorow night when this pops into their feed readers. Hahaha.
See if your gonna piss off all the technology guru’s in the valley you better watch out. One of them might have enough cash to blacklist yah, googlebomb ya, or better yet. Just toss you under a bus.
7) I’ve been hired by prominent bad ass folks in the “Valley” to dig up dirt on the Nicky D’s
Seriously I get this proposition from One Certain Prominent Butt Monkey he paypals me the cash. I take it. I agree to launch brutal offensive again Nick Denton,Nick Douglas, and the Evil Empire. Oh by the way. His name was George Clooney.
I feel cheated, where are the other three?
Matt said this on April 2, 2006 1:14 am
That’s the best part.
Cowboy said this on April 2, 2006 1:28 am
sigh
and I thought you were done with this
Jesse said this on April 2, 2006 8:03 pm
“sigh” here as well.
do I see attention seeker written all over this. why can’t you stick with what you said you’ll be like from now on?
why go back on your word?
Martin said this on April 2, 2006 9:55 pm
Why is it everyoone get’s irked over my April Fools joke. You’ve all been jacked.
Cowboy said this on April 2, 2006 10:07 pm
errr … have you checked the date on your post? hehe
Martin said this on April 2, 2006 10:10 pm
I’m always late Martin.
Cowboy said this on April 3, 2006 2:53 pm
hey, you’re posting as cowboy again!
Jen said this on April 3, 2006 4:08 pm
So if you discover I’m having hot sex scandals, could you let me know? ‘Cause I must be blacking out or something.
Nick Douglas said this on April 6, 2006 1:44 am
does this mean the cowboy is back?
if so, w00t!
Jonesy said this on April 9, 2006 5:24 pm
What happened to the campaign of hate? I feel so cheated, so used, so cockteased.
Nick Douglas said this on April 26, 2006 12:17 pm