Google to gobble up Writely
Google has been in late night talks at the local Dunkin Donuts and reportedly has acquired Writely for just the right price. Reportedly Google CEO Eric Schmidt had to give Writely CEO Sammy Shillace a ride in Google Force One, the prize winning jet used by only the Google Exec squadron.
In related news Googlish Exec Sergey Brindokoff also purchased Irows merely to help launch GDrive into overdrive and compete with the all too famous archaic Microshaft Dirty Windows. The terms were also undisclosed. Google announced these very important purchases at an underground bunker where they are testing their new Google Office Suite which will include Google Calendar, Google Writely, Google iRows, Gmail, Gtalk,Google Pages, and GDrive all wrapped up with voicemail. Woot Woot. Google has finally gone and done it.
We made all this up because well its our first post for The Fake News you are gonna be getting around here. Unlike real reporters we never verify our sources. And we make half of it up. You could find a wee bit of truth in all of this mess. We won’t cover many blog networks but when we feel inclined we will. In other un related news 9rules to launch 9rundles a new service to auto comment on blogs that talk negatively about you. It’s like an auto pr machine except backwards. It’s supposed to make you look bad. While this new product makes no sense. Nothing that 9rules unleashes on the net does. So suprise. Calacanis predicted their doom yesterday. We affirm it too.
