Dealing with Angel Funding Boneheads
You may have noticed Cowboy has had to shut up lately. That’s because said investor told him to shut the fuck up or else we will pull your fucking money off the table. Now Cowboy realized the importance of getting said money from said investor. So he inserted sock into mouth and shut the fuck up.
Cowboy wanted me to tell you that he is busy working hanging out with the uber cool, lets just say he interviewed some of the following cool and not so cool people in the recent and near futuristic time zones:
President Bush, Amanda Congdon, Peter Rojas, Brian Clark, and Andy Rooney, Chartreuse Beta, MC Hammer, and Tyme White.
So he’s been busy. He’d like to thank you his faithful readers for putting up with me, Kleinsasser for my insulting jokes towards humanity. Cowboy wanted me to pass on a list of things you should know about Angel Investors before you say sure to the Money.
1) Getting money means losing control
2) Money is evil
3) Money equals power
4) Money makes some people jealous
5) The Blog Herald was expensive
6) Our Next Purchase will be more expensive
7) Strippers are also expensive think of all the strippers blogherald.com would have paid for
New Media Empires are like broken wheelchairs (no punch line)
I don’t understand any of that but he said you would. So whatever. Enjoy.
