I am the Messiah!
First off this site receives a lot of traffic, when I say a lot most it is confusing to me. As I see no value in it. Most people come here looking for something. And well they usually don’t find it. The majority of our traffic is Googlicious however we have a lot of people here looking for blogging news with witty commentary. I however have no humor, and no understanding of blogging, the blog networks, or this web 2.0 thing you all keep talking about. I however do understand good text creation and the ability to entertain through simple internetworking.
With the Cowboy’s permission he is allowing me to turn his great and marvelous uberhut into a site focused on following the blogosphere’s uber elitist crowd and how to become the internet’s next A-Lister. Due to the recent snafublogger who was blogging here, I am not allowed to post any snark. No humor and no real commentary. I must never make fun of any other blog networks, cults, or people who wear funny hats. (like my fellow Hasidim). I must never ever reference the 10-1rules Network or make any jokes directed at them.
In fact I am not even allowed to speak the word blog in the BlogMedia Inc. Offices at any point in time even though it is in the title of the company. I am allowed however to talk about the upcoming apocalypse, and the fact that I believe that I am the Messiah. So next week when all returns to semi-normal around here we will talk about the beginnings of the blogs and how that relates to the upcoming apocalypse, and how the death of blogging means that more and more time will be used surfing 1980’s World Almanacs.
So folks have a good weekend and until next time…
This is how the schnitzel crumbles.
I think I’m going to really like it here…with Kleinsasser [name sounds like an internet worm, but I know it’ snot]...I feel so peaceful all of a sudden…I..I..
I calm now.
Vaspers said this on February 25, 2006 11:31 pm