“What happened here… is like something out of a cheap horror movie.”
—Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Haynes, according to the BBC, in reference to a GRAVE-ROBBING RING, leaving the American public to wonder… what kind of awesome movie could be made that would be based on actual events that aleady resemble a cheap horror movie? And could we spend a couple million on it?
Well, the fact that unhealthy people who needed bone and other transplants, and got them from people who were dead, doesn’t really scare anyone, so we’ll need to spruce it up. Like, the donors could have been alive. Or the bones that were recieved could be cursed; if it’s bad to build a house over a burial ground, imagine how bad it would be to have items stolen from a burial ground INSIDE YOU.
It just seems that people are more afraid and interested in such shocking news as people getting needed transplants from dead people that might not have wanted to be a donor when they died (because they were assholes and thought that they might need a femur in the afterlife more than someone alive) then they are shocked and interested by the news that we are BUILDING CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN THE US! “[In January, the] Army Corps of Engineers awarded Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg Brown & Root a $385 million contract to construct detention centers somewhere in the United States, to deal with ‘an emergency influx of immigrants into the US, or to support the rapid development of new programs,’ KBR said. [Market Watch, Jan. 26, 2006]”—truthout.org. Well, we’re all screwed now, now aren’t we?
The connection, that makes the whole thing definately like a cheap horror movie? It turns out, and I have this on the authority of secret sorces, that the $385 million was raised by nothing other than the unearthing of billions of bodies in ancesteral burial grounds which were sold to the british to feed their ARMY OF ZOMBIES!
