We Stoop to Conquer: Insane Marketing Power
There are many things we need to do to construct this Super Blog Empire consisting of various alignments and hubs. Your specialty blog fits in with the Insane Marketing Power principles we all vowed to uphold, and even die for, working and slaving ourselves to death, if need be.
I’d rather die for a solid, realistic, struggling company, than for a vague, superficial, political fantasy.
As my mentors, idols, and role models (The Three Non-lethargics) spur me eve onward, upward, and skyward, we naturally experience some dizziness, vertigo, or muscle soreness. Our tonsils are enflamed with triumphant screechings. Our arms are outstretched and flapping excitedly toward distant yearnings and year end earnings.
Many astonishing new methods are swarming around the decayed corpse of the felled corporate colossus. Easy pickings for those with discriminating tastes in victor bashing. All is well that ends well for us. And since it certainly shall end favorably for our team of genius accountants, merchandisers, marketers, ad sellers, and ecommerce metrics analysts, you ought to take The Vaspers Vow and get in on the explosion.
When a certain method is not currently feasible here at A Jack of All Blogs, I will present and display the innovation at one of my other websites, typically Vaspers the Grate or Deep Blog Research.
What I can’t do here, I do there.
That way, you get to see everything. Then you can pick and choose which methods seem right for you and your individual sales situation.
We Stoop To Conquer
(0) The introductory slogan:
“Wild. Hateful. New.”
(1) The first stone for the fountain:
“Overnight Miracle Marketing”.
(2) The second pillar of faith:
“Harvesting the Buying Habits of Frequent Spenders.”
(3) The third nail in impoverishment’s coffin:
“Miserably Servile Customer Pampering”.
ADIOS, Amigo!
With these $4$ principles in action at all times, we cannot help but win the mighty war looming before us…
What do you think?