thanks for the memories

I had fun here, I really did. But since, even with a gun pointed at them, the readers STILL won’t post any comments, I give up.

I did everything I could think of to keep the audience entertained, enlightened, and excited.

I failed.

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  1. You certainly did fail. Energy without direction means nothing.

    Yaura Luser said this on February 24, 2006 12:07 pm

  2. Baby, I got boatloads of direction, just ask Federated Media.

    Vaspers said this on February 24, 2006 2:36 pm

  3. Vespas, ride your ass back over here. You’re the only blogger I ever saw who I gave a damn about promoting.

    The Deuce said this on February 24, 2006 3:17 pm

  4. did you fail at keeping the audience entertained, enlightened, and excited? Is that the only reason why you write? Have you noticed that some people are funniest when they aren’t trying too hard to be funny? Are comments a necissary proof of validity? Can you reasonably expect comments to come as fast as you post if you have set your goal at a post every 60 seconds? You do know you’re crazy, right?

    X-ian said this on February 24, 2006 8:31 pm

  5. So, are you going to leave JOAB?

    You had some funny posts. But as X-ian said, if you were blogging to entertain people, really, that sucks. So go ahead and quit. No one gives a shit.

    On the other hand, if you decide to blog because you like it and have fun doing it, then keep it up.

    You need to give people a chance to get to know you and your style a bit better. You come off as a real jerk sometimes and trying to be funny when you’re not. Let it happen, write stuff when you feel like it, not once every 60 seconds.

    You do know the world is not going to stop spinning if there isn’t anything new on JOAB on a certain day, even week.

    Honestly, i don’t even read all the stuff that gets posted here. It’s too much unnecessary crap.

    How many visitors do you have here anyway? I must say, i really hate all the damn ads, and the design is not nice. The comment area honestly could be a lot better. Those damn boxes and huge titles and shit.

    But whatever, i mean, it’s not like we really care about this blog.

    It was good once, then Cowboy grew up, and it just went downhill. Sorry but it did.

    Josue Salazar said this on February 25, 2006 2:20 am

  6. F [iretr] uck you Josue, turd chomping screwfish. Go give Satanic Harry Potter another big fat blowjob.

    Don’t you dare criticise this Most Beautiful Site in the Bloatosphere.

    P.S. Mr Faggot Pants: I don’t try to do anything. Being omnipotent, I either do or leave undone.

    Put that in your glass crack pipe and smoke it.

    Vaspers said this on February 25, 2006 10:54 am

  7. See? I was only trying to give some constructive criticism.

    Josue Salazar said this on February 25, 2006 11:40 am

  8. i thought it was constructive criticism.

    yes, vasphat… you can’t ask for comments and then smash each comment over the head with a sledghammer. it’s like you’re sending mixed messages.

    i really like the comment section a lot. it is my favorite part of this blog format. i do not like the ads and i do not like ….. the ads. i already said that.

    but it’s just… i am glad that josue left his comment.

    carrie said this on February 25, 2006 12:27 pm

  9. Holy Shit Vaspers back off your own commenters or I will be forced to come out of retirement.

    Cowboy said this on February 25, 2006 1:42 pm

  10. Make fun of me? that is ok

    Make fun of David Krug or his web design skill?

    Suck Harry Potters satanic dick , asshat/.

    Vaspers said this on February 25, 2006 1:47 pm

  11. “I was ONLY trying to give some constructive criticism…”

    And you expect an ex Wall Street and Madison Avenue hot shot advertising spliff addict to believe you…you lying sack of shit?

    You are insecure because you dont have me generating 1800 unique visitors to YOUR blog like I did for this un.

    Vaspers said this on February 25, 2006 1:49 pm

  12. 1800 uniques in one day. suck on that for a while, Josue, if you are done with Michael Jackson, that is. Loser chump ass retard fucker. Have a splice day.

    Vaspers said this on February 25, 2006 1:58 pm

  13. maybe, like me, he doesn’t even know who david krug is.

    waits to be smashed over head with sledgehammer

    carrie said this on February 25, 2006 2:01 pm

  14. David Krug is my new best friend, friend of the only A Listers that matter, and is the blog operator of A Jack of All Blogs.

    Really Carrie, I thot you at least knew the real names of our new blog empire nutwork.

    Vaspers said this on February 25, 2006 2:07 pm

  15. MindBots have been launched against Josue….girly boy with a male and female name mashed together:

    Joe + Sue

    Make up your mind transvestite.

    Vaspers said this on February 25, 2006 2:11 pm

  16. it’s pronounced “ho-sway”

    doi

    it’s like joseph

    carrie said this on February 25, 2006 8:13 pm

  17. Vaspers,

    I do not want people arriving to my site from here, there’s a reason i only leave my name and not a link to my site. I could not care any less that this site gets 1800 visits a day because of your writing “skills”. I do better than that on my own blog.

    If you feel good insulting me, my name or whatever, please, keep doing it. It really shows just how “insecure” you are.

    When i said “i was only trying to give constructive criticism”, i meant it. That was all i was doing. It does not mean i am insecure.
    And i was trying to help, because this once was a good blog.

    Carrie, it’s good to see there’s intelligent people reading.

    David Krug, is this how you want JOAB to end up? Really, you just might as well close it down.

    Josue Salazar said this on February 25, 2006 10:07 pm

  18. :)

    Cowboy said this on February 25, 2006 11:41 pm

  19. double :^) but with a nose that can smell your shit Jo Sue Deb Pat Bill GAry whatever

    David may be funny, but not you. Read a comic book and learn how to fight like a like ME>

    Vaspers said this on February 26, 2006 4:33 am

  20. I calm now. I calm now. etc.

    Vaspers said this on February 27, 2006 2:59 pm

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