Overnight Miracle Marketing at Blog Media
Now I want you to humor me for a moment.
Pretend I am not the obscure and idiotic “vaspers the grate”. Pretend I’m, well, er…you. When you hear my words bounce from the pseudo-paper of the computer screen page, and see what they mean, then you, dear friend, deep down in your well—you are READY!
For what?
Overnight Miracle Marketing
at Blog Media
INTRO: Face it manifesto eaters. We have to speed things up around here. Rimbaud did not burn down poetry in one century, it took only a few minutes. We must ape Rimbaud, my great grandfather Howard Streight, the mediumistic speed painter of Christopher Locke’s hauntings in dim times past. I sprinkle little gems of genius insanity, and you watch them sparkle like tears dropping into a callous and uncaring sea.
If you wish to have more information on Blog Media’s experimental revolutionary Overnight Miracle Marketing, contact us ONLY by depositing a comment here. NO EMAILS to either Streight, Leopoldi (haven’t you pummeled him enough? on suicide watch now, thanks a lot Carrie Snell of Omnamaste blog~~~!), David Krug, Girlspoke, Jason Calacanis, Matt Mullenweg, Robert Scoble, John C. Dvorak, Debbie Weil, Paul Woodhouse, or Cybergal, will produce the desired effect of flagging our attention. But Streight may also have a proclivity to begin to gradually, and secretly, send his MindBots against you. He is the world’s first Mental Spammer.
While we Wait For Steven To Recover from whatever extraterrestial drugs and moon voodoo he was exposed to, we feel certain he or his ghost will come through for you, and post his unique brand of psycho-blogging.
~The Landlords and Management Types
Who Oversee the Insanity/Timidity of
Mental Patient Marketing Guru Steven Streight~
~”Wild. Hateful.New.”~
Overnight Miracle Marketing
What do you think?