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Get off your mediocre ass and enrich my blogs with your dopey remarks…or I’ll sick my sister Girlspoke on you, and she likes to hurt, inflict pain, on herself and others.

http://girlspoke.com

My chumps hear the voice of aggression.
The candidates only cheer.

My chumps cringe at the dark sounds.
The candidates never fear.

How To Set Up a Torture Initiation Wiki:

(1) Select the most hateful members of your organization.

(2) Having arrived at the exact ideal number of candidates via a painful filtering process, you may now begin the burning analysis.

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  1. What the fuck happened here?

    Man, I went awol for a while and come back to find cowboy’s site full of messed up spam from this vasper dude. Is this a joke without a punchline?

    fookr said this on February 24, 2006 9:02 am

  2. I’m sorry. I was drying my poodles hair in my pink pajamas. What did you say, friend?

    Vaspers said this on February 24, 2006 9:51 am

  3. Hate to say, but NOBODY goes “AWOL” around here anymore.

    David Krug asked me to fill in for him while he attended to pressing business.

    I am posting at the speed of light, only temporarily. I will collapse and die soon, and you will have tons of posts to comment on and erect an Eternal Shrine to whatever it is that bugs you today.

    You are caught in the stream of a now extinct experiment of displaying Blog Core Value #1: Passion.

    Are you slightly happy now, or still pissed at your humble, self-loathing servant of joy?

    Vaspers said this on February 24, 2006 9:55 am

  4. P.S. “fookr” (a naughty version of “flickr”? how nice and clean!)

    Please clean up your language a little. We have an occasional bored and terrified woman or girl here now and then, and your vile and horrifying language will be sure to need explanations.

    Thanks for your disciplined and uncoerced (yet) cooperation.

    Vaspers said this on February 24, 2006 10:35 am

  5. Oh yeah, I didn’t think to ask about language rules…
    side note: AWOL stands for Away Without Leave. Can you really be awol from something if it is not required for you to “give leave,” that is, seek approval from the chain of command?
    Just being nitpicky for fun and the unasked for general enlightenment of all

    X-ian said this on February 24, 2006 8:15 pm

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