(1) write what the post is about—in a mad, carefree, stupid, messy way.

(2) go work in the garden for two hours, or walk to the next town and back

(3) return home, and stare at the slop you wrote

(4) make a cup of coffee, drink it, then stare at the slop again

(5) play a CD by…

..Ambassador 21, The Fiery Furnaces, New Pornographers, The Popeye Experience, Solex, M. Ward, Red Snapper, Techno Animal, Alvin Curran, Quickspace, 14 Year Old Girls, Cat Power, Pavement, Rancid, Olivia Tremor Control, The Arcade Fire, Caroliner, the Weakerthans, Built to Spill, Slint, Chocolate USA, Bob Hate, Mono Puff, Camouflage Danse, Steven Streight CompuMusik, Modest Mouse, Mouse on Mars, 41, Coastal, Tumble Cat Poof Poofy Poof, Bud Melvin, Klaz, Mary Timony, The Librarians, Big City Orchestra, Pink Freud, Squarepusher, Thinking Fellers Union, Deerhoof, Bardo Pond, Flying Saucer Attack, My Morning Jacket, Bright Eyes, Clem Snide, The Billions, Koufax, Title, Pete Seeger, Jay Farrar, Son Volt, Ken Nordine, The Fur Ones, Droom, Spicehouse, Cosmicity, A Blue Ocean Dream, Apples in Stereo, Neutral Milk Hotel, Blue Aeroplanes, The High, Imaginary Maps, Sugarcult, The Halo Benders, Fairgrove, Snow Machine, SkUnk, Interpol, Cursive, Llama Farmers, The High Llamas, Tragic Mulatto, UT, Milk from Cheltenham, The Decembrists, The Earlies, Ripley, Infinite Number of Sounds, DIS, Monkey Steak, Bambam Babylon Jasch, Frenzy, Ogg, Forbidden Society, Steroid Maximus, The Hafler Trio, Soviet France, Coil, Fuck, Foxhole, Imaginary Baseball League, Jesus & Mary Chain, Down By Law, Sunbirds, The Illiterati, Tortoise, Stereolab, Leonard Cohen, Luna, The Debutantes, The The, Sy & Unknown, Seachange, New Bomb Turks, Bad Religion, The Wades, Bob Dylan, Lori Light, Dead Meadow, Dandy Warhols, For Against, A.C. Newman, Say Hi to Your Mom, The Microphones, Latent Chaos, The Old Codger, Blind Faith and Envy, Love Peace and Pitbulls, Wave in Head, Faith Assembly, Hungry Lucy, Tech 9, Meade Skelton, The Yearlings, Arco, WS Burn, Swearing at Motorists, Woven Hand, Vigilantes of Love, Soul-Junk, Danielson Famile, Jens Lekman, Half-handed Cloud, The Singing Mechanic, Tape Beatles, El Stew, L. Voag, Half Japanese, The Record Players, The Method Actors, The Curse, Entropy 64, Count to Infinity, The Modernist, Rename, Trance Groove, Outernationalists, Sciflyer, Vera Violets, If Thousands, Bunky, The Castanets, inBoil, Syphilis Sauna, I Martelli Pneumatici, Filastine, Ffej, Yann Novak, Daphne Oram, Morton Subotnick, Everything is Everything, 50 Foot Hose, Monks of Doom, Jimmy Eat World, Mekons, Adverts, Johnny Cash, Blue Eyed Christ, Th’ Faith Healers, The 6ths, Magnetic Fields, Toto, Nuclear Forehead, Switchblade Kittens, Current 93, Whitehouse, The Starlight Mints, Nick Drake, Rocket from the Crypt, Pearls Before Swine, Eddie the Rat, Rene Vis, The Sicilian Vespers, Lo-fi Scorpio, The Mummies, Infinite Number of Sounds, Electronic Music Composer, Iannis Xenakis, The Homosexuals, The Celibate Rifles, The High, Vulgar Boatmen, Skatenigs, Missing Foundation, Desperate Bicycles, Ultimate Spinach, Mad River, Blue Cheer, Spooky Tooth, Silver Apples, Noize Punishment, Bong Ra, VCR, Trans Am, Joy Electric, DJ Darkzone, DJ Dimdoz, O.S.I.R.I.S., Vintage Beat, Aquagen, Atomic Opera, Tiles, Blame Lucy, Poor Old Lu, Starflyer 59, Armageddon Dildoes, Cabaret Voltaire, Crispy Ambulence, Astralasia, Electric Skychurch, LCD, Loop Guru, Underworld, Moby, Pressurehead, Download, Enduser, Cathexis, Kinder Atom, Plastikman, Boris Policeband, AMM, Leatherstrip, Cyphonix Palacios, His Name is Alive, My Dad is Dead, Cop Shoot Cop, Paladins, Lush, Dead Can Dance, Can, Faust, Tangerine Dream, Algebra Suicide, The Breeders, The Perfect Strangers, R. Stevie Moore, Television Personalities, Gus Gus, Human Sexual Response, Mombus, Fever Tree, Fever Dream, Okapi, Lullabelle, Sharon Cheslow, Red Eye, Data Panik, Pinetop 7, Vegaenduro, Stephan Malkmus, Guided By Voices, Console, Sufjan Stevens, Mission of Burma, The Wisdom of Harry, Preston School of Industry, The Double, The Frothy Shakes, The Soft Boys, Psyclone Rangers, New Age Steppers, Au Pairs, Dancing Cigarettes, Robin Trower, Fat Mattress, Cream, Lee Rosevere, Harlan, The Fairsley Difference, Interpol, Very Proper Dragonflies, Peanut Butter Conspiracy, The Weird Weeds, Paved Country, Bluegrass Police, Old 97s, Brave Combo, Djet, Gulag Picture Radio, Lungbutter, nova Social, AP3S, Mr. Fab, Bruce Lenkei, Wild Acoustic Chamber Orchestra, Attrition, The Goslings, Jarboe, Peter Aldrich, LCD Soundsystem, Bromp Treb, Fat Worm of Error, Sonic Clams, Rainer Maria, Voyager One, The Curtains, Juune, Paper Airplane Pilots, The Teeth, Loft, Aereogramme, Turbonegro, Treepeople, Pee-Bug, Hajb the Mad Poet, Mollycoddle, Electric Frankenstein, Toxic Sloths, Science Park, Logan Whitehurst Junior Science Club, A Silver Mt. Zion, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Chocolate Telephone Pole, The Electric Toilets, The Germs, The Apartment, ...

or any music band you like.

(6) decide you like listening to music more than writing blog posts

(7) delete your blog, leave the blogosphere, and never write anything ever again.

Voila!

You’ve now got the perfect blog post title.

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