All the chaos is distracting. Im so glad I’ve been turned into American’s Favorite Scapegoat. In fact I find it hilarious. People give me way way way too much credit. My prediction is this wind fall will create a new slam dunk campaign for a new blog empire might I suggest Weblog Empire? Anyone but a blog cult.

If your curious as to where all the cool kids are hanging out now? I would suggest that number one Meme has her kneepads on and the cool cats from Man Blog are shining my shoes and washing my car. So please let me get back to being an internet celebrity and a new media darling.

I still have to clean out my inbox. More nasty drama to report in a few hours. ttyl.

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