FAH-Q
Oh the letters I get… the enquiring minds…
What’s it like to be you, Sidekick, they ask. Share with us the juicy details of your life as a virtual Kemosabe, they plead.
K… just this once. Here’s the answers to the most Frequently Asked Harassing Questions from yours truly:
What’s your sign?
Gemini
What’s your favorite movie?
Sybil (1976)
Who’s you favorite movie character?
Tyler Durden in Fight Club (1999)
What’s your favorite book?
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1886)
Did you go to college?
I obtained a BS in Abnormal Psychology with an emphasis in dissociative identity disorder.
Do you have a bumper sticker on your car?
Yep, it says “I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.?
What’s Cowboy really like?
Cowboy is a slave driving, no good, thieving, back stabbing, sidewinding my better half. Or is that quarter?
Come on… who are you, really?
I am Jack’s raging bile duct.
Uh… Just what kind of guy are you anyway, Sidekick?
Who said I was a guy? Did I say that? Must have happened during one of the blackouts…
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Ha ha. I must say SK your academic qualifications are perfectly suited to your current position.
John Evans (SYNTAGMA) said this on February 15, 2006 4:07 am
Ha, your bumper sticker is almost as good as mine:
“My karma ran over my dogma”
The Deuce said this on February 15, 2006 6:01 am
My other bumper sticker says “Please curb your doggerel” but that didn’t fit the dissociative theme of the post.
I’m afraid this all is going over the heads of the haters. C’est la vie…
Sidekick said this on February 15, 2006 8:56 am