What the Deuce?
Given his imposing stature and razor-sharp wit, The Deuce is pretty much used to people taking courses of action that are less than admirable, especially when their panties are in a wad. And while he’s flattered that accusations of Deuce impersonators are rampant, The Deuce knows that there can be only one big, bad, panty-wadder. Of course, none of these accused wannabes are legit, no matter how deep you want to dig. Go ahead and do a Technorati cross interpolation with Google Earth, and then divide that by a blogline. Multiply your blogshares and then post to your del.icio.us, and what do you get? Still no Deuce. Nice try.
The Deuce rides free in relative obscurity! Keep on guessin, suckaz.
Update [Feb. 11 @ 10:33 pm]: When will The Deuce get the credit he deserves? It seems like whenever anyone smells shit, they just assume it was Cowboy who took the dump. Here’s yet another example of how blind judgement is infecting the blogosphere:
David Krug (aka Cowboy / Sidekick / Deuce / Ace and whatever other personas this mentally disturbed fuck-wit can come up with) came to fame with his blog, the Jack of all Blogs – during his 15 minutes of fame most realised there were a few loose screws there and just as quickly the interest factor was over – ever since, it’s been an extremely sad and lonely cry for attention.This two-faced imbecile took Liz to the cleaners just a little, and anytime someone goes after a friend, they go after me – I stand by my friends.
David Krug, this is to you, not any of your personas … you are being called out here. Be a man and … Stop!
So Cowboy is also Sidekick? And The Deuce? The Deuce is so offended. On the other hand, Cowboy, it looks like you can ignore Martin, because I think he’s really trying to call me out here. Although I want you to know that I don’t take it lightly that he called you a “fuck-wit.” Personally, I like to think of you as more of an ass…
The best part of it all is that about 2 1/2 percent of the internet believes Im the Dooce, Sidekick, Angelina Williams, Flock Sucks, and the rest of the evil on the internet.
Funny they keep calling me the nutjob. Seems like they are the nutjob.
Cowboy said this on February 11, 2006 8:11 am
Man, they give you too much credit. At least I know you’re really just out eating Mexican gumbo and testing out margaritas.
The Deuce said this on February 11, 2006 8:15 am
This guy is a fucking idiot. But we knew that already.
Matt
Matt said this on February 11, 2006 7:21 pm
seems like this martin dude doesn’t like you very much, what a loss
Ben said this on February 12, 2006 2:52 am
ROCK ON COWBOY!
Jamsi said this on February 12, 2006 5:47 am
Sadly enough Martin I was out eating some fucking Mexican Gumbo and drinkin my boy.
JOAB’s guide to telling the difference:
The Deuce is a bad ass. The will sign his/her articles and comments with The Deuce, occasionally he
Cowboy is an asshole. But will sign his comments however the fuck he wants. Sometimes he signs them as Josh Kopke
Sidekick is an asskisser. But she/he’s my asskisser he/she will sign his/her comments Sidekick and occassionally Adam from JAOB. So fucov.
Cowboy said this on February 12, 2006 7:53 am
you win.
jaob said this on February 12, 2006 9:44 am
I resent being labeled an asskisser (wiping brown substance from nose).
Sidekick said this on February 12, 2006 10:50 am
no matter… multiple personalities or not, I still have love for you(s)
now come home
heathen6 said this on February 12, 2006 4:28 pm
Just remember… I’m the personality splinter that gets laid next.
Sidekick said this on February 13, 2006 9:09 am
No problemo.
Cowboy said this on February 13, 2006 9:39 am