What Do You Do if Your Dishwasher Breaks?
Slap the bitch!
That’s right, Sidekick… Cowboy called, and he’s on his way back. Shine up his spurs; do the dishes; and put tanner all over his assless chaps – I don’t want him to know I’ve been wearing ‘em.
After a week of trying to browse porn from a 28.8 modem, I’m sure he won’t want to deal with any of life’s minor annoyances.
All I can say is… the party’s over. Although he has been sending me chores by smoke signal and carrier pigeon.
Sidekick said this on February 10, 2006 9:44 am
That clever, granola bastard! I knew I wasn’t getting your complete attention all this time…
The Deuce said this on February 10, 2006 9:47 am