Today Sammy Splenda announced the new SexNotWork network, which is a collaboration between Captain Aspartame and Sir Spanksalot of 9rules. Although Sammy doesn’t mention it, I think the entire 9rules team may be involved in the project, because the SexNotWork homepage reeks of Rundle-ism, which is actually a good thing.

One thing The Deuce wants to know, however, is why on earth is SexNotWork.com on the same server as Business Logs and a bunch of other Fine Fools sites (thank you, webhosting.info)? I mean, this is sex we’re talking about, right? Unlike The Beatles, sex really is bigger than Jesus, at least on the internets. I’d be hoping for enough traffic to clam up that poor little Media Temple server…

Fellas, did we not learn from the “overwhelming response” to 9rules open submission rounds and whatnot? Overshoot initial expectations here – I know you’re all doing well enough to place the SplendaSpankerNetwork on its own freaking server. This is really just 9rules philosophy meets porn, so why not apply the same logic?

On a somewhat related note, I think the 9rules team is in the lead for “hardest working network” of Q1 2006. The Deuce actually thinks the WordPress backbone at the “new 9rules” is pretty slick, and if the SexNotWork network brings this kind of quality to the table, The Deuce may have to abandon the comforts of seedy titty bars in favor of some spammed-out internet pr0n. Mmmm….boooobies.

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