Michelle Malkin Joins ACLU
Funny that Deuce should choose the incredibly annoying political hack Michelle Malkin for one of his weekend targets. The last time Deuce actually voted was in a South Padre Island “Make the Heineken Bottle Disappear and Wet T-Shirt Contest,” but of course those ladies were oozing with class compared to Ms. Malkin.
For those of you under the impression that Michelle is a narrow-minded fascist, boy has she had you fooled. She’s actually a champion of free speech and religious debate. To prove it, she’s encouraging US newspapers to publish the controversial caricatures of the prophet Muhammad that has the Middle East in flames (like that’s a novelty).
For the record, I think the fanatics that are rioting, looting and killing over cartoons are loony. Not since Calvin and Hobbes were acquitted (after being caught on tape beating a snowman senseless) have we seen such a reaction to silly drawings.
What gets me is that Malkin is railing against “Islamic p.c. bullies? for subverting free expression and religious dissent. Sucks when someone steps on your turf, doesn’t it, honey?
Glad to see you’ve changed your tune. To seal the deal, why don’t you publish this on your blog, just to prove you’re truly reformed?
One more thing, dear… Ann Coulter called, and she wants back her strap-on.
Look at me, people. This is my serious face.
Think about middle eastern culture for a second. There are many adjectives I could throw out there to describe them, but one thing really stands out to me. This is a culture that seems to be almost completely devoid of humor. Oh, and did I mention that sex was taboo?
I’ll make it real easy for you. All you hardcore liberals out there (I’m kind of in the middle as far as politics go) think we should tolerate other cultures and whatnot, and many of you think we should simply accept these idiosyncratic differences. Unfortunately, you guys are really missing the point here.
The Middle East is completely fucked up. Period. End of story. The culture is living evidence of what happens when fanatical religious beliefs invade every facet of life. Inevitably, this creates feelings of discontent, anger, and disillusionment among the people, and then you have all these hideous spinoffs like terroristic movements, holy wars, civil wars with religious underpinnings, and riots over fucking cartoons about a guy who died 1400 years ago.
In case you missed my point or forgot already, the Middle East is completely fucked up.
The Deuce said this on February 7, 2006 10:35 am
Yeah, good thing we don’t have any religious fanatics around here.
Sidekick said this on February 7, 2006 11:12 am