DealBreaker.com
No, Im not Justin B. Smith but since I’m just a hop skip and a jump from Wall St. the truth is I have been in constant negotiations with one Liz Spiers about a Wall St. Gossip Blog and the we is a series of masked investors namely me, my sexy assistant Justin whom we call Sidekick, and The Deuce is actually Ms. Spiers. It’s all out of the bag yes its been revealed. Now you know why Im really moving. Gawker you suck. Page Six you suck more. Sorry Liz. I truly am. The Blog Network Wars are back on. Grrrr. Bastards. I can’t believe Nick Denton took this horrible potshot at us.
More on this:
PFSK Sounds on…
The Deuce Talks…
Jesse sounds in…
Our future site. (Chris are you done with the design yet? )
Note: If you got this far and actually believed me. Than this post is funny.
Shit… I go out to pick up Chinese and you out me?
Thanks bitch.
Sidekick said this on January 29, 2006 11:08 pm
gee, where’d you get that idea???
UTC said this on January 30, 2006 11:57 am
Yes UTC All I do is steal ideas. How else did Bill Gates make his Billions? It works, it really does. I stole the idea of the internets from Al Gore. A blog I stole that idea from Calacanis. Sex I stole that idea from Adam and Eve.
Remember there is nothing new under the sun. What’s been done shall be done again. and again. and again….
No, Im not starting a sex blog network, or a wall st blog. These are merely jokes. Haha.
Cowboy said this on January 30, 2006 12:29 pm