Introducing… the Sidekick
Cowboy’s been doing his Lone Ranger thing for quite a while now – going in, guns a blazing, silver bullets finding their mark. Mostly kicking ass… but he’s gotten roughed up a bit in a scrap or two.
When you think about it though, even the real Lone Ranger had Tonto.
You remember Tonto, right? The Ranger would sense some trouble brewing in town, and send Tonto to go check it out.
Tonto promptly gets his ass kicked, escapes, and drags back to warn the Ranger. That’s basically my role here.
Sure, I hear you. Sounds like a shit job, right? Well, it’s a gig – what can I say?
That’s all for now… something seems to be going down in town.
Kemosabe shall return soon (hopefully).
It’s about fucking time I had a Sidekick. It’s been to fucking hard kicking ass and taking names all on my own. Welcome aboard?
Cowboy said this on January 26, 2006 11:25 am
Welcome Sidekick!
Rickey said this on January 26, 2006 2:14 pm
I don’t know who it is, but at the same time, I think I know who it is.
C’mon, Sidekick, stir the internet kool-aid for us.
Chris P. said this on January 26, 2006 3:57 pm
Whew… made it back alive. Krug just wanted me to pick up his dry cleaning (again).
I like grape Kool-Aid.
Sidekick said this on January 26, 2006 6:05 pm
Hey Sidekick, you wear spurs?
Liz Strauss said this on January 26, 2006 6:28 pm
Absolutely Miz Liz… you up for riding?
Sidekick said this on January 26, 2006 7:00 pm
do we call you joab or jaob
Matty said this on January 26, 2006 8:49 pm
I resemble that remark, I’m just not sure how.
Sidekick said this on January 26, 2006 8:51 pm
Matty, after giving it some thought, I’ve decided I’m JAOB —Just Another Onomatopoeia Blogger.
I hope I’m a smash so I won’t have to growl or tinkle on someone. Time for me to buzz off now.
Sidekick said this on January 26, 2006 9:50 pm