A new theme….A new concept…More snark for less buck…
I have begun reading blogs again. Suprisingly after all the crazy personal attacks on my personality and my star power. I’ve changed gears. In times past I used to read only 3-5 blogs a day. That was even during the whole time I was covering blog networks.
1. Blog Herald
2. Blog Network Watch
3. TechCrunch
4. Girlspoke
5. Sploid
Some more some less. Having spent a good deal of time living in Montana’s Amish Country. I really am not all that interested in blogging. Yet, here I am a blogger. Deep inside I’m just a confused multipersonality impaired dumbass. Well atleast that’s what all of some of my cherished readers think. Thanks Martin! .
I pondered long and hard at what wisdom I might be able to pass on to dumbasses like Martin. And I came up with a plan. It’s called Personal Development for Bastards. It’s truthfully pretty simple. I’m going to be teaching you some deep stuff so be prepared. Take some notes and share some wisdom as well. Being uber-successful my whole life. I have been hard pressed to understand how it is dumbasses end up that way. I’ve been involved in a lot of market research, and once helped in evaluating US Census Data. One thing I learned is that the Masses are Asses. The biggest asses of them all are the dumb asses. Mostly because they have ruined a perfectly good opportunity at being successful people.
I wasn’t born lucky, smart, or sexy. I had to work hard to get to where I am today. Much of it was luck, some of it was due to my pot smoking days after high school ( some people call it college) , and some was due to my brown nosing of bosses in major companies. Let’s be truthful now we’ve all been there. When I evaluate how easy it is to become as successful as me, I realize there is only one real secret.
Smoke Pot, Drink Beer, Excercise oftener than not, and chase hot babes. If you do this you will eventually either become rich and successful (like me) or end up in jail. But the path to being a dumb ass is much more complicated. It involves a real solid plan. Let’s take a look at some of the important things in order to become a bastard/dumbass. I plan to blog about each one of these extensively and move all my old posts into the deep archive in a few days.
* Time Management: How to waste time more efficiently. * Motivation: Motivating yourself to be less successful. * Procrastination: Becoming a more efficient procastinator. * Goals: How to lose track of your goals forever. * Fear: Overcoming positive thoughts of courage. * Work/Career: Get stuck in a get nowhere anytime job. * Wealth/Money: Achieve financial depravity with Credit Cards. * Momentum: How to lose all momentum by being disorganized. * Problem Creation: Create new problems at work and at home. * UnBalance: Embracing the Inner Chaos. * Fulfillment: Experience unfulfillment of the wildest and most natural kind. Rejection. * Consciousness: Raise your idiocy and moronhood by embracing someone else’s values and beliefs.
don’t hit backspace or delete and don’t spellcheck anything and blog oftener
nowax said this on January 20, 2006 12:17 am
Yur lurning the secrets o’ the failure Jedi.
Cowboy said this on January 20, 2006 12:55 am
[...] Update: Geez, what a surprise! After writing the above I notice that David is back to his old self pretty much. I’m an official “dumbass” in his eyes. Yay! [...]
The Start Up Junkie in Me … Plus Some Other Tidbits : Home Office Voice - Home Business on the Web said this on January 20, 2006 6:41 pm