King of All Blogs Turns His Back on Jack
Cowboy’s Daddy has officially turned his back on Him in a strange vote of no-confidence. In my exclusive interview with myself I have the inside scoop.
You know I’m going through a really hard time. Trying to make good business decisions, and also trying to take over the world, and its just getting harder and harder every day. People are losing their sense of humor. People just need to pull their heads out of the clamshells of their bosses ass cheeks and start laughing again.Remember when it was ok to make fun of blondes? That was fun. Now, I get a Sexual Harrassment and Racial Diversity Class every week. And a memo from another executive in the company I have never heard of talking about how our earnings are on the rise, and debt load is down, but our production has slowed twenty percent and we need to increase our production. Yikes, a few months later he’s gone with a severance package and I get the same damn memo all over again.
It’s the same way here at JOAB Labs. I go through an office girl a week. My boss Matt says I need to take another one of those… what was it called Sexual Diversity classes, or was that Racial Harassment. Anyhow. I don’t get it.
Now, the King of All Blogs has wandered away turning his back on me, and my snarkish ways. Whatever shall i blog about?
What do you think?