There should be a legally defined mental disorder that allows one to get away with snark without being hammered for it. Call it…snarkolepsy. You don’t like someone’s outfit, you snark them for it, and when they get insulted you can simply tell them you are a tragic victim of snarkolepsy, which is a mental disorder that does not allow you to keep your opinions to yourself, especially when confronted by heinous crimes of fashion such as the outfit they’re wearing.

Think about it. We snarkoleptics could make the world a better place by snarking on the stupidity and eye-bleeding choices people make every day if we could express ourselves without fear of reprisal.

Misbehaving child in a store? “Grab your monkey faced brat and get your fat ass out of public until you both learn to behave like civilized people.” “I’m snarkoleptic, I just said what everyone in the mall has been thinking.”


Via Crochet Snark

Some call me BiPolar, others say I have multiple personality disorder. Me I think I have snarkolepsy.

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