Not a lot of people know me, i mean really know me. My name isn’t Cowboy. My name is hidden. I use a pseudonym. I’m actually a screenplay writer. I need a serious change of tone around here to lighten everyones mood. Im so tired of all the blog wars, hate mail, fake comments, and naughtyness running around. So I present to you a piece of my new play.

Adventures with Clemm Part One

In the beginning of the galaxy there were 3 rings. All greater than the next. There was much secrecy attached to these rings, and the holders of the rings were all mighty and powerful. (ok you get it now read the damn story.)

Clemm The Mighty Ring Lord:
Remember every decoder ring we hand out to you soldiers has an expiration attached to it so if anyone else is sharing their decoder rings we believe this is grounds for expulsion from the Brotherhood of the Ring. Hate sounding like the ring leader, but we try our best to keep things a big hairy mess until they are ready to be made overhyped and underachieved.
If you have a cruise missile aimed at us for any reason please tell us so that we can get the hell out of the way before it sinks the whole damn ship.

Grimlers:
OMG, who is sharing their decoder rings and why? Everyone in the brotherhood should know that is very naughty and if they read the Counsel of the Brotherhood they would know this sacred truth.

O’Reilly:
I’m not really sure why some soldiers choose to attack us, we give a lot to the Brotherhood of the Ring as well as the entire universe, whenever a soldier does us wrong, I sit in bed at night and cry for my mother.

Grimlers:
Pronto.

Unos:
Sharing decoder rings is evil and should get any soldier booted from The Brotherhood of the Ring.
No exceptions at all.

IfOnly:
I concur magi Unos; it shows a clear lack of honor and dignity.

KCowChevy:
Moses, it’s one thing (and still wrong) just to share your magic wands, but to share your decoder this is a violation that should end in death. Certain Death.

Ryban:
Certainly makes you question the integrity of the new soldiers… but come on, it’s very clear in the Counsel of the Brotherhood that this is an evile abomination.

The end of part one.

Today’s Moral:
Never share your decoder ring. I especially love O’reily’s line about his mother. This role will be truly amazing. He shows flare, mystery, sarcasm, and probably will end up being the Lord of Rochester before the story ends. This is a six day series. Stay tuned….

Related Articles

• No related posts