one hostile blog takeover down, another to go…
The internets really suck. Will someone please turn off that loud blogosphere. I am tired of the blog network wars. Im clearly the winner and everyone should keep their eyes wide open cuzz Cowboy aint done yet. I’ve got my sites set squarely on B5Media. Yep, Im laying out my plan here. I’ve got 500 Cowboy Blogs just waiting to be cooked up nice and launched to take your market square out from under you.
things you should know:
1. Im cooler than all of b5 media
2. im cockier than b5 media
3. i know cooler people
4. i have better brainage
5. i have already taken over one blog network
6. i want more blog networks might as well be b5
7. i want to consolidate the blog networks under my big foot
8. i wanted to rename 9rules a ring and its working
9. who’s your daddy b5?
things i have already done for b5
made you buy a new server
made you close applications
(who’s running that place me?)
So tell me guys, are you going to give it to me now, or later? Cuz im getting impatient looking at your horrible designs, grinding away at Duncan’s server, putting around on BlogFabulous, drowing in mire at oh shit. I don’t read any b5 blogs. Oh yeah thats right just the gilmore girls blog and duncans of course.
You’re beginning to sound like the Jack Russell Terrier on steroids of the blogosphere you know?
Marco said this on January 11, 2006 10:04 am
It’s yours. For one MILLLION dollars
Jeremy Wright said this on January 11, 2006 11:03 am
First you might want invest in new servers here at Erati/Blogmedia Cowboy. I’ve been grinding away getting blank pages and having to refresh for the last few days on all six sites I read here.
Anthony said this on January 11, 2006 2:34 pm
Anthony we got some. Sorry about the inconvience. The traffic has Quadruppled inside my bathroom we also had to install a few new toilets. Sorry about the wait. I will have an official announcement on it tommorow morning.
Cowboy said this on January 11, 2006 8:02 pm
Scheme Scheme Plot Plot
How Many #1 Spots?
nowax said this on January 11, 2006 8:22 pm
You know, one day if things go well you’ll have to move out of the bathroom as the biz expands. Will you be able to cope?
Anthony said this on January 11, 2006 11:59 pm
Dude, you’re not even cooler than me never mind all of b5. You’re in my own freakin’ network and I’ll still never mention or link to you from Blogger Idol.
Jon said this on January 12, 2006 10:30 pm
We added a new server last night. The problem should be alleviated.
Matt
Cowboy said this on January 12, 2006 11:10 pm
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