Cowboy Up.
Liar. Liar. The Cowboy is a liar. He can’t be stopped. I have tried to tie him into a closet. I have tried selling his soul on ebay, I tried giving him to Gawker. To no avail. The cowboy rides again. And for what cause? For what. To stand around helplessly and mock other bloggers, blog networks, and even himself.
At the CES Show Google Announces Cowboy 2.0, a meaner tougher Cowboy made from pure evil. It looks like the old cowboy, smells like the old cowboy, but spits farther.
In other selfish egowagon based news:
I didnt fucking get nominated for any awards this fucking year. Just like last year. Always someone else’s setup man. Fuckers. Do you know who sucks? gfy sucks. I guess they were idiots for thinking they won an award when they got nominated. What’s even worse is Duncan told him. Dude. That’s wrong.
Duncan accepts apology from Matt. Wooohoo. Have these douches heard of email? We don’t want to hear it. Go back into the closet.
Pauly D when you die I will write your blogeulogy. Joab Labs is so disorganized it will take days to get all the shitty calendar girls back on the wall after the move.
Here’s a tip: If you’re going to write my eulogy, spell my name right.
It’s not Paully D with two L’s, and the URL isn’t pauldavidsion.net with the friggin ‘sion’ at the end.
Fix that shit and we’ll see about the eulogy thing.
Pauly D said this on January 6, 2006 1:33 am
Dude,
I shouldn’t be up this late. And neither should you.
Cowboy said this on January 6, 2006 1:54 am
Nice to see you back, now link my blog in your roll sucka.
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