Blogging the New Email

Dear Blogebrity Staff,
It’s been great. Well not really. I didn’t enjoy posting over there nearly as much as I thought. All the email tips kinda put the fire out. Plus my recent back incident. I reaffirm my statement that is on the front of your site about how I would rather be tortured by playing with lincoln logs in my underwear than read your site. I know this is an unprofessional manner to resign but the pay really sucked, and well my readership base is bigger over here anyhow. The topics are similar enough it almost seemed like a conflict of interest. It confused me and my readers to be blogging for the competion. Plus Scrivs made me quit. I promise. It’s all his fault. We are building this blog dynasty and he wants to make sure he has his pitbull along for the ride.

Sincerely,
The Cowboy

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  1. Sorry, cowboy.

    Actually, no I’m not. What do I care?

    I’m fucking Benedict Arnold, and I’m embracing that shit.

    Fuck everyone,

    Angelina

    angelina said this on December 19, 2005 12:08 pm

  2. and i thought we could have used the connection for some publicity. darn it!

    Melissa said this on December 19, 2005 1:28 pm

  3. Dude… what’s with the disappearing posts? I’m sure I read something about swapping some shit for free advertising for a month. Not that I wanted the three readers it would have brought me – I’m just checking that I wasn’t seeing things.

    Except now you’re probably going to deny everything and tell me that I’m just seeing things.

    barry said this on December 19, 2005 3:47 pm

  4. hahahhahahahhahhhaaa…oh cowboy, will you marry me so we can have a messy bloggy divorce?

    and angelina, chick, you’re so freakin hot. i’m just pissed we didn’t get a chance to dance together. you rock the robot like nobody’s business.

    meme said this on December 19, 2005 8:53 pm

  5. of course i will marry you…and as far as the messy blog divorce if were married iwould need a bloggy prenup.

    Cowboy said this on December 19, 2005 9:34 pm

  6. [...] Dec. 19th Nick posts Cowboy’s obituary at Blogebrity as Cowboy explains why he quit. [...]

    Blog Marketing, Blog Promotion for Newbies » Blog Archive » Chronologically Speaking - The Truth… said this on January 23, 2006 2:13 pm

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