3 New Year’s Resolutions, Blogger’s edition
1. Stop commenting on Gawker. Yeah, man, just quit that shit. It’s trite, lame, not provocative and just gives Denton more impressions to pimp out to his advertisers.
Reading the comments has almost become a little game of what rehashed working of the original post’s rehashed joke will I find first?
2. Quit using Jessica Cutler as the insert-miscellaneous-whore’s-name-here punch line. That’s a toughie—even I’ve done it as an easy way to a cheap chuckle, but c’mon people, I’m better than that, you’re better than that…let’s get through this one together.
3. Stop checking site-stats every hour. This one’s a repeat from last year. Kinda like chain smoking—can there exist a patch which can reproduce the euphoria experienced when your site got it’s 10,000th visitor?
Its like you fucking know me.
Cowboy said this on December 19, 2005 12:30 pm
Angelina—I used to think I had a ton of visitors until I realized that I forgot to turn off the statcounter from counting my own visits, which made up 3/4 of my visitors. And I still get less visitors than Jessica Cutler did in one night at the Watergate Hotel.
Neil said this on December 19, 2005 3:44 pm
I think with stat trackers like Mint, it’s going to be a hard year for you. haha
Kory Twaites said this on December 19, 2005 10:56 pm