What up, bitches!
Hi!
My name is Angelina. I write for about a gazillion blogs. I am the self-proclaimed darling of the small micro-blogosphere I inhabit, which probably doesn’t mean shit to you.
People love me. It’s ridiculous. Sometimes, I’m so totally overwhelmed by all the attention, I flip out and smash glasses and slap people. But sure as shit, people come right back around, begging for more. It’s because nobody wears stilettos the way I do. And I secretly think you are all masochistic fools waiting to be dominated by a blogging bitch like me.
In time, you too will learn to love me. Or, even better, learn to love to hate me.
And another thing: I have absolutely no fucking clue what I’m going to do on this blog, but you’ll love it, eat it up with an unparalleled anticipation. Oh, and I swear. A lot.
Too bad you think I’m kidding.
Kisses, and catch you in a bit.
Funny you showed up because I was talking to my boy the other night and we were talking about how we hate women who talk all this noise and don’t back it up. Then WHAM, you show up here to show us why we don’t like those types.
Good luck and welcome aboard.
Scrivs said this on December 16, 2005 10:08 am
Angelina, get that drag off. We know you’re Cowboy underneath the slap.
John (SYNTAGMA) said this on December 16, 2005 10:56 am
I thought Cowboy was supposedly Scrivs? If Angelina is supposedly Cowboy, then Scrivs’ multiple personality is now developing a multiple personality? This blog could be a case study on abnormal psychology all by itself.
Looking forward to your bitchiness, Angelina. I think.
Ingrid said this on December 16, 2005 11:32 am
Yeah but Scrivs is really Nick Denton.
Paul Watson said this on December 16, 2005 12:33 pm
gotta second john on this one. angelina sounds very much cowboyish…
i just hope i’m wrong.
kazana said this on December 16, 2005 1:16 pm
No, she’s a lot funnier than Cowboy. By the way, nice poach, dude.
Nick Douglas said this on December 16, 2005 1:21 pm
Damn incest.
barry said this on December 16, 2005 2:27 pm
I love anyone who self proclaims themselves to be something. I think you’ll fit in fine here at JOAB.
Anthony said this on December 16, 2005 7:56 pm
Welcome, slut!
Chris P. said this on December 16, 2005 9:07 pm
Via your personal blog I’ve actually just spent the last couple of hours exploring the labyrinth that is the micro-blogosphere that you inhabit and I’ve found some great reads. You’ve already proved to be worth the price of admission.
Anthony said this on December 16, 2005 9:11 pm
I am both frightened and amazed. It’s like puberty all over again…
Looking foward to it (your contribution here.. that is)-
adamsb said this on December 16, 2005 10:08 pm
Hiya!
I’m glad you broke it all down for the bitches that don’t know. muah
Max said this on December 19, 2005 12:13 pm