Why Scrivs Can’t Fire the Cowboy
Recently some concerned citizen of the internet decided to ask a very important question over at the Yahoo Answers. Why doesn’t Scrivs fire that libelous, slanderous evil lynch mob organizer?
First off I take offense to all of this ! Not really. It excites me it lights me up. It drives my every move. Call me a wack job whatever. I plug along. In fact this site is so hated I have decided to start another one just like it but about evil politicians.
I really enjoy reading all the hate mail I get and I hope it continues. I am looking for an assitant to help sort through the daily mess of hatred, and someone who is slightly snarky. My other planned blogger never showed up for work but since I am a nice guy I haven’t canned her yet.
I am hard to work with. I will probably make fun of you and you will probably make a lot more money than I do. The site is currently bringing in decent income for a new site and I only see that continuing to expand and grow. If you live within 600 miles we will have a yearly party on me.
So in fact Scrivs isn’t going to fire me, because I am more powerful than him I have only been blogging for a few months and I am already a B-Lister. So he can go play around in his strip clubs. Eventually I will own Fine Fools. Literally.
Besides the true reason Scrivs hasn’t canned me yet is because he knows I would set up IhateFineFools.com or possibly 9rulesucks.com.
The rumors about my demise are true, but I blackmailed Scrivs with dirty pictures because I really am evil. So all you haters, lovers, believers heres to you on a Friday. Because the truth of the matter is Scrivs Sucks he can’t even keep a server online and he is blaming it on me. What a loser. Just another one of my four readers who isn’t going to be reading the next entry. And now I get paid more than he does. Blackmail is so much fun.
And yes even Scrivs hates me.
I have a dilemma right now and I’m not sure if it’s because:
1) Everything you have said is true.
or
2) I am taking a bath and I just farted and you know the worst ones are the ones that come up from the water and burst at the surface.
Scrivs said this on December 9, 2005 5:24 pm
Heh. Such transparent rabble-rowsing propaganda techniques. Too bad everyone is too busy obsessing over their $3.87 a week in AdSense revenue to get it.
Scivs would be insane to fire the Cowboy… assuming they are actually separate individuals.
: )
Brian said this on December 9, 2005 5:39 pm
Hey trust me Brian, if we were the same person I definitely wouldn’t come up with a name like David Krug. I think I would use Lance Rio Bravo or something like that. Yeah, Lane Rio Bravo.
Scrivs said this on December 9, 2005 5:42 pm
Thanks Brian glad to know you back me up in this. Seems like there is a real mud slinging going around these days. And everyone knows no one slings mud better than me.
Cowboy said this on December 9, 2005 5:46 pm
Scrivs… good point.
Brian said this on December 9, 2005 5:58 pm
LOL
Cowboy said this on December 9, 2005 6:13 pm
Cowboy, i think i am more than 600 miles away, but i would go to the opening of a fucking enevelope, so be sure to let me know when it is, that is to say
1 as long as you are buying
2 we get to visit one of Scrivs clubs after with a wad of dollar bills courtesy of fine fools ?
Dave said this on December 10, 2005 6:47 pm
Really, it’s David and Liz who are the same person.
You never see them in the same room togehter do you?
innocentshycowgirl said this on December 13, 2005 9:39 am