Introducing JOAB Labs
It seems like all the Uber Cool have a Lab.
Jack of All Blogs does not like to be out done. We felt like our readers deserved an uber-cool lab. Grant it, we only have 5 readers. We surveyed all 5 of you. (If you got left out, subscribe to our feed via Bloglines) What we determined is that our readers want more depth, want less dirty language,less bad attitude, less well of me. So we pondered what kind of lab we could create. We decided to ignore our readers and give them more bad language, less depth, more of me, and well our branding agent decided that we should also have more hot chicks. We don’t know any so we will have to find some.
Here are the questions we had for ourselves. We know we are talking in 3rd,5th, and 6th person again. But we don’t care about Bill or Gabe Grammarchecker.
5 Useless Question on my mind
1) Did Scrivs approve this? No.
2) What the hell is a lab? Like we know.
3) We don’t want to use our readers like test rats do we? Yes.
4) Do we really want to torture our readers? Of course.
5) What if we get caught? Who cares.
We called our cousin who is a blogger for the CIA to come in and consult on opening our lab.
So here it goes. JOAB Labs.
Seriously though. I created JOAB Labs to fill a great need on the internet.
1) To put up pictures of really hot chicks that I find on Flickr. We will call them the Web 2.0 Babes.
2) To launch other JOAB Babies. I have had so much fun with this one.
3) To help you waste more time at work than ever before.
4) To prove to Scrivs that this is not a useless blog.
[...] It seems like all the Uber Cool have a Lab. Jack of All Blogs does not like to be out done. We felt like our readers deserved an uber-cool lab. Grant it, we only have 5 readers. We surveyed all 5 of you. (If you got left out, subscribe to our feed via Bloglines) What we determined is that our readers want more depth, want less dirty language,less bad attitude, less well of me. So we pondered what kind of lab we could create. We decided to ignore our readers and give them more bad language, less depth, more of me, and well our branding agent decided that we should also have more hot chicks. We don’t know any so we will have to find some. [...]
Introducing JOAB Labs » A Jack of All Blogs said this on November 29, 2005 5:38 pm
I’m not really sure #4 is possible, but I have patience. At least you make me smile. And these babes better be hot.
Scrivs said this on November 29, 2005 9:34 pm
It’s not useless damnit its entertainment.
liberalcowboy said this on November 29, 2005 9:36 pm
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» Jack of all Blogs launches JOAB Labs The Blog Herald: more blog news more often said this on November 30, 2005 12:08 am
hmm… notice something strange on the link begging.. “Xiaxue”
OMG… the “xiaxue-infection” has landed over here!
jared l. said this on November 30, 2005 10:14 pm