Fuckr : The Next Big Thing
Fuckr is a state of the art way to confuse the masses into believing something important is going on, all the while nothing really is. It’s cool because we don’t know how to spell. Our domain name is already registered but that’s ok. We can open a site invite people to sign up create a lot of buzz, piss everyone off, and be a useless product, or social tool that we promise will revolutionize the way you use the the internet. But it doesn’t. We could move our sorry asses out of Beta. But we won’t. Why? Because we are Fuckr.
We got big plans for Fuckr. We might even get to have a big venture capital company give us money. Or we might get Yahoo, Google, MSN, or AOL to buy us because the little children who spend to much time on the internet think its the next big thing.
Do you know why we think we are going to succeed? Because we read Evan William’s Ten Steps to a Successful Startup
The only thing Evhead forgot was if you are going to name a product you have to start with a Web 2.0 name.
Blogger would be bigger than Flickr if he would have named it Blogr.
That’s why we think we are going to be a big hit. We have a Web 2.0 name. We have some big name Bloggers backing us up. They chose to remain annonymous. And we have Evhead’s failproof plan for success. Yes. We are going to be the next big thing. Everyone is going to be lining up. In a few years people will be talking about us. Saying things like ” I wanna be the next Fuckr. “ , ” I wish I would have bought a piece of that Fuckr. “ , and ” I was one of the first Fuckr’s .”
We have big plans. Go check us out.
I was on the ground floor of that Fuckr!
Fly Girl said this on November 28, 2005 10:57 pm
Good one FlyGirl.
liberalcowboy said this on November 28, 2005 11:10 pm
A littl known factoid that was lft out of this articl is th fact that my kyboard dosn’t hav an… wll, I can’t tll you bcaus that ky dosn’t work.
Hnc, w rgistrd Flickr instad of Flickr.
Cal Hndrson said this on November 29, 2005 10:45 am
I was up in the 30,000 view while Fly Girl was on the ground floor.
ME Strauss said this on November 29, 2005 12:19 pm
Thanks Cal.
liberalcowboy said this on November 29, 2005 3:36 pm
Man that Cal sure is one crazy Fuckr.
Scrivs said this on November 29, 2005 3:57 pm
Scrivs is a ground floor Fuckr too.
liberalcowboy said this on November 29, 2005 5:55 pm
Flickr your Fuckr
Before you go freaking out that I’m casually f-bombing helpless citizens in the name of freedom, check out the origin of this fuckr. Did you read it? You didn’t, did you. “Too many words,” you say. Too much effort, huh?
pearsonified said this on December 4, 2005 11:44 pm