Your site sucks. And smells bad too.
Just when you thought I was getting all serious for a few days. I’m not. I was just bored. I wanted to lull you into a sense of happiness so I could scare you with a post about how horrible all of you really are. Happy f*cking thanksgiving. I hope you all OD on tryptophan while watching our national religion. I wouldn’t read the rest of this post if you don’t want to be offended. Just go back and crawl in your blogging cave.
“If you build your site around the idea that you can throw on some cologne instead of taking a shower, you can only get so far before everyone realizes you’re just posing.”
~ I don’t remember.
Just remember just because you have 100,000 pageviews does not actually mean your site is worth anything at all. In fact it probably isn’t. It takes a lot hard work to make your site worth reading. And I personally don’t think you have what it takes. You should just roll over and let us take over the blogosphere.
The blogosphere is just an imaginary place where people like Maddox are more powerful than entire groups of megacorporations. In real life there are people like that too. Like Bill Gates
It’s these kinds of annoying bastards that make my life miserable. I am going to have to do something to change that.
First off, I am going to have to continue ranting about the fact that Calacanis has only 31 Blogs that are active ! 31 f*cking blogs. What is worth reading about those 31 blogs? I seriously don’t know. In all honesty who are those dumb sh*t faced corporate sell-outs anyways?
I dare you to come and stand up for yourselves you worthless pieces of slime !
By the way. I am thankful for all my happy readers. You guys suck.
OMG .. they let Maddox loose in the blogosphere? He’s a real pirate you know
J/K – I’m glad he’s blogging – now I have two RSS feeds to watch. I’ve been a fan ever since my brother-in-law pointed out his article Love your kids? Prove it by beating them
HART (1-800-HART) said this on November 24, 2005 3:13 am