Grotica: The Secret Plan for Google Base
Now we know why Google has been slow lately.
Secretly I think Google knew all along that Google Base would become the internet’s newest Porn Base. I mean really creating something that open is like inviting the Porn Gods to take over your servers. And now we know why Google’s servers have been down so much lately. The Porn Gods have moved into Mountain View.
Yes finally Google is getting into the porn business in a big big way. I mean they have always been involved. You know all those Porn Splogs on blogspot. They make revenue on those. A lot of it. But with Google Base they can take over the porn industry. They could in fact create PornCents charging users micropayments to view these pics.
Now it all makes sense, and we thought that the Grotica thing was a joke. It may have been closer to the truth than you think. Maybe Google Base should be renamed Grotica. I mean Google Base was such a lame name to begin with.
Soon enough someone will create a button that says Add This To Google and it will automatically dump their new porn into Google. Some days like today. I hate Google. Especially Base.
What do you think?