The 2005 wwwUglies

After months of Joab Polling and hours of discussion with our famous judges panel. We present to you our fine readers of filth, the 2005 wwwUglies.

The wwwUgliest Fight on the Net

Calacanis vs. Everyone
(see here, and here, and here...)

The wwwUgliest Female Blogger
Joi Ito
I mean jee wiz, that’s one wwwUgly woman.

The wwwUgliest Web Designs
Drudge Report
Another year of the same old shit from Matty. He’s probably going to win this award forever.

The wwwUgliest Male Blogger
Choire Sicha
The wwwUgly name nets the award.

The wwwUgliest Technorati Bomb

Dawn Yang
And she’s hot. But boring. A true sign Technorati is worthless.

The wwwUgliest Buy of 2005
Verisign buys Weblogs.com
F*ck Verisign

The wwwUgliest name for a company
Chitika
Only because Darren won’t stop talking about them.

The wwwUgliest things to look forward to in 2006

GilmoreGirlsNews
Another Quality B5 site. LOL

Six Apart
More Shitty Customer Service from Six Apart
Someone should fire Ben and Mena.

The wwwugliest Customer Service Award
Sony and Six Apart
Viruses on Music Cds, and Slow Servers means no more new customers for these folks.

Thanks to our Joab Judges.

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3 feisty cowboys

  1. Stop acting like you don’t watch the Gilmore Girls. Isn’t that one chick who was in Sin City in it? If so I might start watching it. I like women and therefore love Joi Ito.

    Scrivs said this on November 14, 2005 2:41 pm

  2. I actually do. It’s sad I know.

    liberalcowboy said this on November 14, 2005 2:53 pm

  3. Taray

    Apparently, liberalcowboy is just really annoyed at Joi Ito, which is why the latter got in Jackofallblogs’s 10 Most Powerful Women in Blogging list. Check out liberalcowboy’s choice for ugliest female blogger.
    I just realized that the Pi…

    IT Girl said this on November 15, 2005 4:50 am

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