So one of my favorite sites is B5’s SimplyDumb. I was reading a post about a company paying to have a man live on a billboard in Columbia,South Carolina. I was thinking about the 7 bloggers I would love to see live on the billboard for a month. Mostly so I wouldn’t have to read their blogs.

7 Bloggers I would love to see live on a Billboard for a Month.
(In definite order)

7. My ex-wife She’s Russian
6. Paul Scrivens Would his whole network collapse?
5. Jeremy Wright He’s getting too corporate.
4. Jake Dobkin He’s a New Yorker.
3. Darren Rowse He talks about money more than Jesus.
2. Paris Hilton I know she doesn’t blog. But Gawker would go under without her.
1. Calacanis and Denton We could do a TV show and call it Survivor : Battle of the Blogging Billboard . I’m sure one of them would kill the other by the end of the month.

PS.
This guys sad sob story actually almost made me put him on the list. Instead I will just delete my history, and act like I never surfed on in. That little pathetic earthworm.

UPDATE: { Seems like little pathetic earthworm got all worked up. Woops. We succesfully pissed off another blogger. You been Jack’d }

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